Please, shut up! You're wounding MY soul.

That's a quote from About A Boy. Ellie and I watched it Saturday evening. I like that movie. It's full of hilarious quotes.
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I got an A on my German test! YAY! And then I spent hours on calc this afternoon. Calc... I just don't know. I got an extra 20 minutes though, so that was good. But then I waited around my professor's office for 30 minutes and then only got to ask 2 questions and they weren't even good questions. Arg!

Yesterday I went to church and didn't get home until 5pm. After church, I went to the house of the Brown family and had dinner. It was really good and I had a really nice time with them. We walked their dog. It was a large dog.
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I despise "IM speak". You know, the abbreviations and careless spelling and grammar. (That was a structurally ambiguous sentence, by the way). The only thing I'll allow is no capitalization. But Ben capitalizes things when he chats on IM, so yay for Ben!
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Ross, here is your name, so you better go back and read the things you skipped over!
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I must've drank a gallon of liquid yesterday... It was annoying to say the least. Then tonight I was forced to eat many things that were sweet. Blech. I feel a little sick now.
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Verziehung, aber Sie haben Ihre Grenate vergessen.