Assonance always gets me.

Like, when they are calling off names when they're handing back papers, I always jump when I hear "Derrick" or "Gary" or anything with "air" near the beginning of it.


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

-William Shakespeare


"These two snowblowers are identical, but the one on the right has a lower price. See, a lower price beats a high one every time"

Valentine's day is stupid.

Es gibt am Mittwoch eine große Prüfung in Calulus. Ich muss studieren.

Words of the day:
-amnesty - A general pardon granted by a government, especially for political offenses.
-animosity - Bitter hostility or open enmity; active hatred. A hostile feeling or act.
-epitome - A representative or example of a class or type. A brief summary, as of a book or article; an abstract.