You're so tenseless, you could be a modal.

This program (at EMU) has a way of taking things that I have been interested in and making them unbelievably dry and boring and painful to read about.

On Thursday, I had a paper due and an exam. I think I got through the paper ok. The exam wasn't too bad, but the problem was that I knew the information from the book but I wasn't sure what she wanted to hear on the test. Yes, she is one of those teachers. But it should be ok. And now I am incredibly behind on all of my reading because of 1) the conference, 2) paper 1, 3) the exam, 4) paper 2, and 5) paper 3.

Bing.com sucks. You've seen the commercials, I'm sure. I was looking for something on the internet through Google and I could not find it, so I decided to give this new search a try. Well, it sucks. At least Google gave me stuff that actually had something to do with my search topic.